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Welcome to the Satalin Family Page. This site is dedicated to the family
and friends of the Satalin's. The Satalin's are a loving family, our long line of good looks and talents has made the
Satalin's a model for the perfect American family. Here's a little photo lineage of our family.
| Ma and Pa Satalin....both went insane 2 yrs. ago |
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| Jay-1st child of Ma and Pa...Anne-wife of Jay |
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| Happily married for 45 yrs. |
| Jill-1st daughter of ma and pa |
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| Always has a towel on her head...no one knows why...its a very sensitive subject. |
| Jeff-3rd child (possibly adopted) |
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| Goes under the alias Master J. and headlines a rap group, "The Pill-Oh Biters" |
| Josh-4th child |
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| Won 14 child's beauty pageants by the age of 5..finished last every year since |
| Jessica-5th and youngest child. |
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| Only living Satalin that can release a fart and hold it for 2 minutes straight...an amazing feat. |
| Aunt Barb and Uncle Brian |
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| The only couple in the family that holds hands constantly. |
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